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Tips and gratuity are welcomed at Glee House, and can be left in any transaction if initiated. For residents of Goblin, summoning bell for retainer services and gil withdrawal is available outside at the marketboard down the street.

There’s no dress code but if your balls or labia touch the seats you better wipe everything.

Two toilets are available for use within the Glee House. Please don't clog both at the same time.

Weapons are allowed, even encouraged, in the Glee House. If you start a fight, you better fucking win.

If Winton is sleeping you can keep partying but put a blanket on him.

Please be respectful of all Glee Club staff, residents, and patrons at all times.

If you break any of these rules, the Glee House reserves the right to become a PVP-enabled zone.

Glee House is a roleplay-centric venue, so we ask roleplayers to turn on their RP player icons and that OOC chat is either clearly indicated or done privately.

Glee House is home to many sprouts, including our staff and our visitors! To make our house fun for everyone, please refrain from discussing any significant MSQ spoilers that may inconvenience the enjoyment of any sprouts in the public chat of any Glee House grounds.

To encourage roleplaying, our food and drinks menu does not require payment in gil and thus no items are expected to be exchanged during orders. Once again, tips are very much welcomed and they help us run more events in the future!

Glee House event staff and residents will be identified with a Party Finder icon or a "Looking To Meld Materia" (yellow hexagon) icon.

The Glee Club hosts events that may contain or reference alcoholic drinks, nudity, or other NSFW activity so we request that all players and characters visiting and participating in events be 18+ and communicate consent.

We are an LGBT+ owned space; any harassment and hateful conduct, both in and out of character, including but not limited to homophobia, sexism, transphobia, ableism, racism is not allowed and will be subject to your removal from the premises for the safety of our staff and visitors.

For the safety and comfort of all our visitors, please keep all explicit NSFW roleplaying and content within /tell channels or party chat. The comedic nature of the Glee Club allows for suggestive roleplaying, but we request that you don't start, like, fingering each other in front of the whole club in /say chat.

Weapons, minions, and casting/vfx are allowed in the Glee Club but in the possible case of overcrowding and excessive visual clutter we may use /shout or /yell channels to kindly request that people put them away.

We currently do not have a Linkshell or a Discord for communications. For updates on the Glee House, check back at this website or find us on Party Finder!

We don't have a moon code either lol

Just be cool, ok!!

NEW DIRECTIONS [#GoMaelstrom] _{- On the Glee House's public grand opening, the basement became a sports bar where patrons enjoyed cheering on Frontline's favorite Grand Company. Travelers from Limsa Lominsa, including an entire pirate crew, found a home away from home in Hingashi watching live sports broadcasts of their favorite team and taking in the sunny coastal atmosphere.}

A NIGHT IN AMAUROT [#GleeProm] _{- Throwing it all the way back to the Jazz Age of the Ancients, guests arrived in their most elegant black and gold attire to celebrate Prom. Visitors loved the fun photo booths, dance music from the 2010's and the 1910's, and the ghost that seemed to haunt the Glee House basement throughout the night.}

THE REVEL CAFÉ [#WeLoveYouSusano] _{- Now engaging in primal worship for some reason, the Glee Club pulled off a grand celebration for the Ruby Sea's favorite Lord of the Revel. Guests enjoyed exclusive Hingan cocktails, participated in a sword measuring contest, and clashed with Susanō himself during inappropriately-timed Active Time Maneuvers.}

TRADER HOE'S [#GleeGroceries] _{- In our largest event yet, the Glee House basement had been flipped into a spacious, slightly slutty neighborhood grocery store. Glee House residents, now turned scantily-clad stockers and cashiers, helped visitors and patrons find items such as frozen soup dumplings and "sexy hashbrowns".}

WINTON'S BIRTHDAY [#HappyWinton11] _{- Celebrating Winton Kett's 11th birthday, the basement transformed into Charlemieux E. Cheese: an Ishgardian youth's top destination for pizza and fun. Mysteriously absent was his mother, but more shockingly, surprisingly present was his father: the Azure Dragoon.}

HROTHMARKET [#Hrothmarket] _{- The Glee House lawn had a massive, unprecedented turnout for Frederic's first art party. Themed as a Farmers' Market, visitors from all across the world arrived to draw, gpose, chat, and trade all sorts of handcrafted foods and goods. The Farmer's Attic of Sargatanas also made an appearance as honored guests to play their famous fish toss game! The success of Freddy's market lead to the creation of other global Hrothmarket events hosted in Primal (NA), Chaos (EU), and Materia (OCE).}

BIRTHDAY BAKEY [#BirthdayBakey] _{- Seceding to the nightmare of Crystal Data Center real estate, Goblin resident Tiny Bakery rented out the Glee House lawn for a culinarian workshop. Guests enjoyed the relaxed atmosphere, live music, and impromptu kitchen contest that resulted in ritual sacrifice.}

CAMP HROTH [#CampHroth] _{- As a farewell to the summer season, Frederic hosted an art party for some outdoor fun! Happy campers enjoyed the sunny festivities, bonfires, and hundreds of boiled eggs.}

THE ITALIAN AMERICAN PARTY [#PastaPalooza] _{- The lawn became a spirited celebration of not only I'talian Amurrican's birthday, but also just the general concept of Italian Americans. Spotted amongst the crowd were costumes resembling Snooki, Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Mario, and even Talia herself.}

GLEEHAUS. Our flagship sour ale, brewed using raspberries to create a crisp flavor equal parts tart and sweet.

WAHOO. A mild and breezy tropical wheat beer, accented by passionfruit, orange, and guava extracts. Pog!

HIGH ON HEAVEN. A single hop, hazy IPA. Savor the fun and juicy notes of lychee and green grapes.

ALL DPS IN BELLY. Almost purple in color, this deep and dense mead is brewed with tart black currants.

MARK XIV THERMOCOIL BOILMASTER. A meticulously aged stout. Dark in hue, with a velvety miasma of coffee and maple flavors.

GOOD MORNING, ALA MHIGO.This Gyr Abanian barrel-aged ale hits hard with bourbon notes before following up with a cinnamon and vanilla aftertaste.

GLEEHAUS.

WAHOO.

HIGH ON HEAVEN.

ALL DPS IN BELLY.

MARK XIV THERMOCOIL BOILMASTER.

GOOD MORNING, ALA MHIGO.

LIMSA PIZZA PARTY. Costa del Sol coconut rum, cola, lime; served in a red plastic food service cup.

CROCODILE CUM. Hingan melon liqueur, pineapple juice, sweet cream; served in a crystal goblet.

WITCHDROP. Ishgardian red wine, brandy, sliced apples and oranges; served in a tall glass accented by hazy dry ice.

SHIVA'S KISS. Coerthan vodka, lemon juice, syrup, champagne; served in a frosted champagne glass with a maraschino cherry.

SHIVA'S STEP. Glass cleaner, coolant, antifreeze; served in a dog dish.

THE HANCOCK. Red wine, Mount Rokkon dew; served iced in a tumbler.

COCO LOCO. A spiked canned energy drink. Filled with tons of alcohol, caffeine, and artificial flavors.

JUNGLE JUICE. Every single drink from our menu combined into one, available in an individual pint glass or in a pitcher. Not for the faint of heart or liver.

Z'ATTANA'S SELECTION. A chilled glass (or a whole bottle, we won't judge...) of a vintage white wine made from white Thanalan grapes. Its flavor notes are particularly of a gentle and sweet dry citrus, appropriately acidic and tangy.

Z'ATTANA COLADA. Costa del Sol white rum, cream of coconut, pineapple; blended with ice and served in a glass goblet with a fresh pineapple slice.

FREDDY'S SUNSHINE SURPRISE. La Noscean white rum, aperol, dry red wine, pineapple, raspberry, lemon; blended with ice and served in a novelty plastic tumbler with a swirly straw.

AMURICCAN WIDOWMAKER. Dravanian herbal liqueur, grenadine, coffee liqueur; served in an ostentatiously decorated dragon-shaped goblet.

KHAGAN. Vodka derived from fermented milk; served in a traditional steppe dish.

THE OTHARD VIRGIN. For all our little suns out there. Strawberry kiwi fruit juice served in a disposable pouch.

DR. MORBOL. Bottled directly from the Aurum Vale. Tastes like shit and will give you gold lung debuffs.

PEPSI. Available in original, diet, and zero calorie.

SAGA WATER. It's just water. We printed a photo of Saga's face on the bottle.

BOILED EGGS. À la carte (1) or as a party platter (99).

MISO SOUP. It's miso soup! A savory soybean broth with seaweed, scallions, and tofu.

CRAB RANGOONS. Crispy fried crab and cheese-filled wontons, accompanied by a sweet and sour sauce.

PICKLED VEGETABLES. An assortment of sliced vegetable (cucumbers, cauliflower, jalapeños, onions) pickled in-house. Pairs great with drinks!

SPINACH AND ARTICHOKE DIP. A warm, cheesy vegetable dip served with lightly salted tortilla chips.

10 POUNDS OF CUBED ICE. Served in a plastic bag. Oooh, so crunchy!

CHICKEN TENDERS. Breaded chicken strips served in a basket with fries and ketchup.

FLAT BREAD PIZZA. A microwaved pizza served on a paper plate.

FREDDY'S SPAGHETTI. Several half-pound meatballs in housemade marinara sauce, served on a stupidly huge bed of spaghetti. Serves up to 2-3 people, or 1 very hungry guest.

FIRST DATE SPECIAL. 48 iced half shell oysters, 2 crab cakes, and a plate of buttered roasted potatoes.

BURNT STEAK. A perfectly marbled, authentic Hingan A5 wagyu ribeye steak, completely wasted and burnt to a crisp in our furnace.

Z'ATTANA'S JAMBALAYA. Don't even order this one, it's so fucking bad.

WINTON'S FAVORITE. Corndog nuggets and crinkle-cut fries. Comes with crayons and a coloring activity page.

MYSTERY SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM. Sponsored by Garlond Ironworks. A generous swirl of ice cream served with sprinkles, in a cup or in a cone. Available flavors are subject to whatever the machine has decided to spit out at that moment. Previously observed flavors include vanilla, chocolate, matcha, pineapple, orange, ube, rusted nails, toothpaste, clam chowder, yellow paint, shrimp, maple syrup, and roasted black sesame. What will you get? We genuinely don't know!

CATGIRL WEDDING CAKE. We're not sure how long this has been in the freezer. It might have been vanilla, with butterscotch frosting. Served by the slice.

To inquire about services, please carefully approach a staff member (identifiable by a Party Finder or "Looking to Meld Materia" icon) and lower all of your expectations.

All services are priced at a flat rate. Exchanges are to be paid for in gil. Additional charges may be applied on a case-by-case basis.

We are not responsible for anything that happens, ever.

For 500,000 gil guests can have their fortune divined by our resident Astrologian.

For 1,000,000 gil our resident Astrologian can tell your friend to break up with her boyfriend.

For 500,000 gil a qualified notary public can sign and notarize your will, trust, deed, contract, or affidavit.

For 1,000,000 gil a qualified notary public can sign and notarize your will, trust, deed, contract, or affidavit and then give you a lapdance.